Well looks like the internet's in pretty much the state I left it in. Good thing too, I can't trust you people with this thing.

Anyway, I've been in Maine for four days, and cut off from the blue nothing. But what a few days!

For those of you not in the know, maine is the most northeast tippytip of the United Staes. Little of map, the place is huge in person. I went to a secluded area with a col name, Mount Desert Island. Maine is mostly famous for four things, and I experienced each and every one intimately.
Friendly people
Blueberries
Mountains
LOBSTERS

While each of these intriguing elements can hold its own, NOTHING can compare to the infinitely famous Maine lobsters.After a long day of hiking about on mountains that actively want to destroy you, i limped towards an anassuming, well priced tavern, not knowing this was the Tan turtle, which unisputely holds the distintion of serving the best lobster in the world. I ordered a lobster, expecting a puny lump of meat as i have always known, when suddenly, brought to me s a creature of prehistoric countenance, for all the world a relic of times past! I battled wit my steamed adversary for ages, the whole a rush of red adrenaline,and when I prized the meat frm its maw, and ate it in victory, the universe opened before me, galaxies whizzed past as I saw all of creation, and every cell of my being hummed sheer ecstacy! Lo, I gorged and did get a free slab of chocolate afterwards in return for an etch-a-sketch drawing a created while simultaneously eating a sandwich exactly the size of my head, only to be finished by a mound of steaming blueberries.

The people of maine are very, VERY nice folk.